Mobile Phone News:

A moderately disturbing story, now, from Geek Sugar. With the mobile world becoming more and more prevalent, it’s only natural that more things will ape it. Like kids’ toys. You know the ones I mean, you’ll see them in pound shops, they make noises when you press the buttons, and they’re usually, unfathomably, bright pink.

I can’t help thinking, though, that whoever chooses to have this latest mobile phone-inspired thing, a wedding cake topper, on their wedding cake, is perhaps not sending out the correct signals to their intended.

Actually, I’m thinking “divorced before the honeymoon’s over“.

Doesn’t bode well, does it… I mean, if you’re getting wed, and your bride to be comes up the aisle with her Blackberry 8110 in hand, emailing someone to tell them the wedding’s going swimmingly, thank you very much. And that’s not all, because I really can’t get the question out of my head: “what about the wedding night? Will they be texting then?”

Think about it, that’s wrong on sooooooooooo many levels. The person they could realistically be expected to be having phone rumpy-pumpy with is logically in the same room (and if you’re not in bed with your new hubby/wife on your wedding night, where the hell are you, and how is it possibly more fun than what you should, by tradition, be doing?), so who are you texting? And how are mobile phones more fun than, well, you know, new-marital-naughtiness?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it’s not the best, is it?

Tell you what, though… it could be funny during the ceremony…

“If anyone here knows of any lawful impediment as to why these two people should not be married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace…”

Biddly-dip-beep-beep-57-incoming-messages-biddly-dip-beep-beep…

Are you getting married soon, and plan on having this cake topper? Would your partner kill you if you even suggested it? How long do YOU think the couple on the cake would last? Leave us a comment and have your say!