Mobile Phone News:

Strange news has come through to us today, regarding our regular columnist, Technical Markus, so I’ve been drafted in as an emergency measure, to write this report. Details are sketchy at the moment, but Technical Markus has apparently been questioned to try and shed some light on bizarre occurrences that happened last night. None of this is real, you know, it’s all a viral video, made by Sony Ericsson..

As I say, details are sketchy, but witnesses have implied that Technical Markus may have been involved in a séance that went horribly wrong. A local resident reported hearing strange music, loud noises and screaming (if you know Technical Markus, none of those things will seem excessively strange…), and went round to complain. However, reports suggest she got more than she bargained for, as when she let herself in, the place was full of candles, and weird signs on the wall. Like what, diagrams of the Sony Ericsson W595 that they’re trying to sell?…

No-one is quite sure what happened, but Technical Markus was described as being in a wild-eyed state, and claiming that demons had taken one of his friends after a séance went wrong. Reports go on to state that he was taken in for questioning and psychiatric assessment. Presumably the assessment concluded that he’s a tool..

However, there does exist some footage of the supposed supernatural event as Technical Markus was testing out the brand new Sony Ericsson W595 when these bizarre events happened. This video, taken with the mobile phone, has since featured on news reports, and so, I will leave you with this report from News 24. Please be aware, though, this video may shock you. We also ask that if anyone else can help make sense of some of the bizarre things Technical Markus was saying after he was released this morning, such as watch for subliminal messages, hidden messages and reveal the white, then please get in touch with us. And for anyone who has highlighted this, well done, you win a biscuit..

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It can capture video of the netherworld, so grab the Sony Ericsson W595 today! And yes, everything in this post has been our own none-too-subtle take on viral games, too. Except the fact that Sony Ericsson are running a viral campaign. That bit’s true. But not the bit where Technical Markus actually summoned demons. That wasn’t. Obviously...