Ah, here we go, this is a question that’s plagued mankind since the dawn of the mobile age. The question of whether using your mobile phone in a particular situation will: 1/ be beneficial; 2/ get you shouted at; or 3/ mean you never, ever get intimate privileges with your lady ever, ever again. If, like me, you find that you actually prefer your phone to human contact (f’r'instance, I wouldn’t have flu, now, if I’d stayed away from those icky ‘human beings’), but realise that at some point, you’re going to have to deal with people actually there with you in person, then help is at hand, thanks to ScordIt.
Without further ado, here are their two handy cut-out-and-keep (well, alright, probably print-off-and-keep) guides to using your mobile phone in the two most tense social occasions known to man: with your folks at Christmas, and with a laaaady.
So, there you go. You should now never get shouted at for using your mobile phone again. Or have intimate privileges (I do like that phrase, it sounds like a Mills & Boon novel) withdrawn, which is a horror all too many men know of. Honestly, I tell ya, women say the world would be a better place if they ruled it, but what they forget is they already do. I swear to god, show a bit of leg, or purr at us in that voice you do, that you know we can’t resist, and we’ll just fall over themselves to be helpful. Men, we are useless. Face it. We’ll do anything a purring woman tells us. Admit it.
Sorry, I seem to have drifted away from the point somewhat, there.
Ah yes. Handy guides. Whether you’ve got an iPhone, an HTC Hero, or a Nokia N900, these guides could well save your life. Or at least mean you do get intimate privileges in future…
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