Mobile Phone Blog:

Another day, another phone in a product placement shocker in a music video… Except this one’s a bit unusual. Looking at the video for “Move Your Body” by DJ Fabtopz Ft. Nina Sky, you can clearly see a Sidekick in there (as well as a Gizmondo, fact fans). However, it’s not the latest incarnation, the Sidekick Slide. Nor a Sidekick 3. It’s not even a Sidekick 2. Nope it’s the first one of all, the Sidekick 1. Which makes it unusual, because why would the manufacturer want to promote a handset they’ve not made for at least a year?

Bizarre! Anyway, here’s the vid, so feast your eyes!

And remember, if you spot any famous phones yourself, let us know through the comments!

I was watching MTV just last night when I saw a video for the Basshunter song “Now You’re Gone”, which isn’t a great song, but which is notable for having not one, not two, but three phones in the video:

Yep, three phones in there. I spotted, in order, a silver Sony Ericsson W880i, an LG Shine and a Nokia N73. Now, that’s dedication to the art of product placement! I wonder how much they got paid for using those phones………..

(On a side note, you have no idea how hard it was to identify the W880i when it was sharing the screen with a woman in her pants!)

I’m genuinely excited about this story. Orange has signed a deal to be the first UK mobile operator to show Setanta Sports 1, 2 and Setanta Golf as part of its Orange World sports package, that already includes Sky Sports.

And what does it mean for people like you and me? It means we get every single televised match from the Premiership (as well as the SPL and Blue Square Premier), LIVE, on our mobiles, that’s what it means. We never have to miss another second! It costs just £5 per month, and obviously, you’ll need a 3G phone to watch it. But let’s be honest, five quid for all that football is a BARGAIN.

As Steve Wallage, head of sports partnerships and services for Orange, said, “The addition of the Setanta Sports package to our existing football portfolio was essential to ensure our customers didn’t miss any of this season’s action – we’re now the true home for football on your mobile.”

I couldn’t agree more! Come On The Gooners!

Coming soon are 2 brand new handsets, designed for the discerning customer, who like the finer things in life. Or, failing that, people who love bling.

Entering the fray as Nokia’s new premium handsets are the 8800 Arte and the 8800 Sapphire. So, as the next evolution of the premium-range 8800 series, what can you expect?

Well, the Nokia 8800 Arte (the black one) still has the trademark stainless steel shell we all know and love, and the same slidy mechanism, with the keypad hidden underneath the metallic shell. However, take a look at the screen, because IT’S new; in fact, it’s now showing 16 million colours, which is a frighteningly big amount, and means the display is going to be really rather rich in colour.

But that’s not all, because it’s ALSO a glass screen, instead of a traditional plastic-covered TFT, meaning it’s MUCH more visible in daylight, and it’s really, really resistant to scratches. Which is always a good thing, let’s be honest. Features-wise, the 8800 Arte’s been massively upgraded, with a 3 megapixel camera, for some really rather gorgeous photos, and a huge 1Gb of built-in memory, to store all those lovely photos. And your music. And anything else that takes your fancy.

But there are 2 handsets up there in that pic, so what exactly is different about the 8800 Sapphire? It has exactly the same camera, exactly the same screen, exactly the same slide mechanism, exactly the same (albeit painted differently) steel body… so, what IS different?

It’s one tiny thing, basically, but it makes such a crucial difference (not to what it does, but to how exclusive it is), and it’s WHY it’s called the Sapphire. Look at the D-pad on the browny one… See it? That, right there, is a real life, genuine sapphire. Now, that ups the exclusivity factor quite considerably, and it means the Nokia 8800 Sapphire is a fabulous choice for people with discerning tastes.

[EDIT: Which is good, since the original 8800 was bought almost exclusively by drug dealers... -Technical Markus]

Something we do every morning is read the paper. In fact, most people in the country do. In fact, I’d argue most people in the world do.

This presents a problem, especially at this time of year, because you have to get up, get dressed, go to the shop in the freezing cold, queue up with sales reps who need to buy coffee and fags, and, of course, you run the ever-present, in the UK, of it slinging it down with rain. What would be nice, I reckon, is a newspaper on your mobile phone.

Well, according to Yahoo, this is now a reality!

The Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter has launched the word’s first “newspaper phone”. Basically, it amounts to a Nokia 6120 (that DN are selling through their own site, with a bespoke contract) with a dedicated DN button, that you press to access the newspaper, whenever and wherever you are. But the best part is that access to its website, via the phone, is totally, 100% free!

Now, of course, it’s only available in Sweden at the mo, but the model clearly seems to work, so I say this to all the UK newspapers:

GET YOURSELVES SORTED, AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN OVER HERE!

Then I can read the news, without having to go queue with sales reps…

One of our readers from Joules Clothing sent us this game and we thought we would review it. First, though, I had to play it. So, I loaded it up. And started playing.

2 hours later, I was still playing it…

It’s a simple enough idea, and anyone who’s played Asteroids will recognise it. You have a load of astero- sorry, T Mobile Sidekicks floating about on screen, bouncing about randomly. You click on one, and it sends out a signal (just like the asteroids exploding in the old game), and if another Sidekick hits that pulse, it sends out a pulse. And the aim’s to connect as many as possible together, chaining together loads of pulsing Sidekicks.

Let’s put it this way, Addicting Games is a damn good name for their site. I’ve not played anything this addictive for ages. Big 10/10 from me.

[EDIT: I agree. - Technical Markus]

[EDIT: So do I. - John]

[EDIT: You still can't beat my score, though, can you…….. - Technical Markus]

Nokia’s firmly jumping on music phones with their next 2 offerings, part of their Xpress Music line.

First up is the ultra-slim one of the pair, the Nokia 5310 Xpress. As you can see, it’s a candybar phone, packing a host of music playback controls round the screen. It’s also got a built-in 2 megapixel camera, which isn’t that big nowadays, but… that doesn’t matter, because music is where this thing is at…

Not only will the music player play more different file types than damn near any phone on the market (including WMA files, which is a novelty, in a good way), but you get an FM Radio built in, and that has RDS, so you don’t have to fiddle about tuning into your favourite station every time you want to hear it.

Not only that, but the 5310 Xpress is thin. Really thin. “How the hell do they make it so thin??” thin. At only 9.9mm, on a phone packed with this much stuff, none of us can work out how they managed to fit it all in!

Now, it also has a big brother, and on that one, the Nokia 5610 Xpress, they’ve gone for a slidephone. Soooooooooooooo, not only do you get the same great music playback, but you get a better camera (3 megapixels), 3G internet (fast data, ahoy!) and it’s all brought together inside a funky little body. Oh, and it looks stunning.

There’s something about red and black together (yes, they do a blue and black variant, but I prefer the red), that just looks drop dead gorgeous. Needless to say, you get the same level of awesome music playback in this as its baby brother, and in both Xpress phones, you get support for Bluetooth stereo headphones. Which is nice, because it means you get to listen to music without garrotting yourself on wires!

So, have a look at the Nokia 5310 Xpress annnnnnd its big brother, the Nokia 5610 Xpress. And I bet you’ll like them as much as I do.

[Edit: Yeah, and if you're like John, you'll fill them with Girls Aloud songs... - Technical Markus]

Right, my turn to look at a phone, instead of Technical Markus (odd role reversal, there: he gets the sensible, tough one, and I get the super advanced one? Weird!)

So, here I go with my thoughts on the new Nokia N82. Well, first off, this phone has a reputation for doing everything. People have spoken at great length about what it can do, but is it really as its list of features would have you believe?

Well…

YES!

First stop, the camera, since the first thing anybody does when they play with a phone is go, “Ooh, what’s the camera like?” Well, I’m happy to report it’s stunning. Sporting a huge 5 megapixels, with Carl Zeiss lens and xenon flash, it really is a viable replacement for your digital camera. And since that saves you taking two bottles into the showe- sorry, two devices out with you when one will do, that’s a good thing.

And then, of course, there’s the music player, which is as good, if not better, than many a standalone mp3 player. Oh, and of course, let’s not forget that since the Nokia N82′s also a phone, it will let you download music on the move. So, that’s another box (your mp3 player) you can leave at home.

And then you’ve got the big killer app on the N82: GPS, with FREE maps. Completely free maps. As in, according to Nokia’s Nseries site, you only pay for data access, and NOT for any of the maps. That’s just astounding, AND it benefits you because… well, because you save cash, and don’t get lost, all at the same time.

Not to mention that it means you can leave yet another box (your satnav) at home, too. So, let’s tot up.

Instead of taking 4 devices out with you (phone, camera, mp3 player, satnav), you only have to take 1, and it’s a sexy little beast, and it’s got super fast internet on it, as well, so you can also surf at the speed of light.

Makes sense, eh? You’d best have a look at the Nokia N82 for yourself then, and see if you agree!

I really didn’t want to have to post this on the blog (and get into a big hoo ha about it all) but for whatever reason my reply any comment i post isn’t showing up on Dial a Phone and i have tried to submit it twice multiple times. We do not want to get into a slanging match with DAP so i will post this and that’s the end of it as far as we are concerned.

Below is my un-edited comment…

Hi Julian,

Just wanted to stop by and say whilst I appreciate that the layout of the blog is similar we do not feel that we have copied anything.

For a start our font and colours are taken from http://mobile-internet.mobileshop.com/ which was developed long before we realised you even had a blog. In fact as we were developing those pages your blog looked like this… http://web.archive.org/web/20070519152533rn_1/www.dialaphone.co.uk/blog/

The style of those “zones” was also supposed to represent the style which the blog was to follow, as you can see there is the blue header text along with banners/information down the side which is the reason for the post header text colour and layout in the blog.

Now as you can see, if you remove that top banner and widen the page then it already fits the outer template of the blog which was always the idea since the tabs at the top (before they were changed) represented different “zones”.

I appreciate that the search box and rss feed box are in the same position on the page but again the rss box looks completely different to yours. There are a ton of wordpress blogs which use a similar style for their RSS feeds. Furthermore the navigational boxes on the right hold standard wordpress information other than the top 3 phones. The style of the boxes doesn’t copy yours at all and since we are both using wordpress there is only so much information we can present.

The content of the blog is intended to be a little more light hearted along with delivering Mobile related news so taking a pop at our credibility is a bit over the top.

So in closing I just wanted to let you know that no one ever had the intention of “ripping off” your blog and we will continue to enjoy your posts.

Regards

Chewie

So you have just bought an iPhone in the European launch and your constantly hounded by jealous saps who want to destroy your happiness with reasons why you shouldn’t have bought one? Follow my top tips to shut them up for good and have them begging to touch your cover flow by the end of it.

So how did this all start?

Julian over at the Dialaphone blog, (intentionally?) whipped up a frenzy after slamming the iPhone in his 51 reasons not to buy an iPhone post. Whilst I agree with some of his points I think a lot of others are waaaay off the mark. As the proud owner of an iPhone myself I have decided to come to the devices rescue. I don’t think Julian meant to upset so many people (fan boys can be fickle) so take this post with the same pinch of salt you should take his.

Julians points are numbered with my responses below each one. Get your sword and shield out boys, we are about to defend the iPhone’s honour.

1. High Price – £269 (A lot when you can pick up the N95 for free)

The price is high for a traditional phone, however if we pop over to the apple store we can see that an 8gb iPod touch is currently selling at £199. This makes the iPhone effectively 79 quid with a lot more features than the ipod touch has.

2. Slow internet connection – The iPhone doesn’t have 3G, it only has EDGE so browsing the internet is gonna be sloooow.

No 3g might be a pain for some, but not for me. I have a wifi connection at home (loving the bedroom surfing ;o) and haven’t been able to get 3g on o2 in Lincoln for the last 18 months anyway. Lets also not forget that o2/Apple have done a deal with BT where by you can get free wifi whilst in the boozer on a Sunday. Pretty much exactly what I was doing 3 days ago.
Also, If you have one of those touch screen quiz machines in your pub then there is a pretty good chance that you can get free wifi access from it.

3. Only 8gb memory – 8gb what? You can pick up a 160gb video ipod (£229) from the Apple store for less than the 8gb iPhone (£269).

Yes you can pick up a NORMAL ipod (non touch) version for that price but the iPhone equivalent (the ipod touch) will cost you £199 for the 8gb version.

4. Expensive tariffs – You only get 200 mins and 200 text for £35 a month. This is 40% more than the normal O2 200 minutes and 200 texts tariff which only costs £25. You do get “unlimited” data but because the iPhone is not 3G I can’t see many people using it to browse the internet at dial up speeds.

Yeah the tariffs are expensive but if like me you have been living off £35 tariffs for the last 18 months then this isn’t really a killer.

5. Only available on 02 – The iPhone is only available on O2 and there are only 3 tariffs available. So if you are a high text user, there isn’t a package for you.

Again I see Julians point here, it would be nice to see the iPhone on other networks. If you just cant wait for the deal to be over then pop to www.iphonesimfree.com and get yours unlocked for use on any network.

6. It’s a first generation device – Buying the first version is risky, usually there are problems, bugs, errors, etc. 68 bugs have already been found.

Not exactly 68 bugs, most of those “bugs” are suggestions for changing the UI (user interface) to keep a rounded experience. I agree with usability but labelling them bugs is a bit far fetched.

7. A better version will be coming out soon – You know that in a few month’s time a new, improved version will be available. Rumours are that a 16gb iPhone with 3G will be released in the new year.

Rumours, rumours, rumours. Yeah sure a new version will come out soon, just like any other product in the market. Does that stop you buying a new tv because next year the new Samsung 152” super colour make your breakfast in the morning Tv will be out? The answers is a resounding no!

8. The price will be cut shortly – in America the iPhone cost $599 at launch but within a couple of months the price dropped to $399. So hold out buying one for a few months and you could save yourself £100+.

Again, I come back to the fact you are paying £79 for the phone part of the iPhone, sure I’ll be pissed off if the price drops but its worth the bragging rights in the pub.

9. Termination fee maybe payable? – In Amercia AT&T (the network provider) charges a $175 termination fee. Will O2 do the same?

Termination fee is pretty much standard on ANY PHONE on ANY CONTRACT, nice try.

10. Video iPod has ten times the memory and costs 40% less – You can buy an 80gb video iPod for £159 direct from the Apple store, while the iPhone cost £269 and is only 8gb.

Again, this is the old video ipod not the touch version. Why don’t I compare the iphone to my car if we are comparing apples to oranges (apples, geddit?)

11. No Internet Explore or Firefox, you have to use Safari – I’ve never used Safari but I’ve heard that Firefox is better.

Admitedly I am Firefox man but safari on the iphone is awesome, you can actually use the internet on this device like you would a pc. Lets not forget the awesome http://iphone.facebook.com for getting your social networking fix. Also when you open a new tab (yes tab browsing on a mobile device) there is a swish animation where the new page fades in… lovely.

12. Some websites won’t work – The iPhone doesn’t support Flash, which means that most online animations simply won’t display. Some interactive graphics won’t display and entire websites won’t display if they are made using Flash.

STOP THE PRESS! Some flash only websites might not work on a mobile device, oh my god, well I have never seen that before. Getting past my sarcasm (and something a lot of people don’t know) is that Adobe have to make an SDK available for browser developers to use the platform on any device other than a pc. The Opera guys had this problem when developing their mini browser and also the early days of the Wii internet browser.

13. No Java – Java is mainly used to create applications embedded within webpages – things such as online calendar tools or broadband speed tests.

Java would be nice but it is not needed. People are actively developing apps for the iPhone now, and an official SDK is coming out in February. Also check out the web apps at Apple’s site which can be loaded straight onto your shiny new iPhone.

14. Can’t switch to another network provider – If you decide that you want to switch from O2 to another network, you can’t officially, as the iPhone has been locked to O2 only. There are several unofficial methods to unlock it but they cost money and the phone may become locked again when software updates happen.

So how is this different to any other phone? Most PAYG handsets are locked to their networks. Again nice try Julian but a little misleading.

15. Difficult to type – The iPhone only has one physical button, the rest of the controls are via a touch screen. Texting is particularly difficult because the keys are tiny, making it easy to type the wrong letter.

Have you used one? Texting is difficult to GET USED TOO just like any new phone. The new style predictive text is awesome though.

Trying to type happy but typed jappt? The iphone replace the word for you after pressing the space bar. Easy peasy.

16. No iChat – So no ability to chat.

The amount of people who use ichat compared to pc messengers such as MSN is tiny, no real need to include it on the phone.

17. No other instant messaging client – You can’t install any instant messaging client, so it looks like its back to text messaging.

I agree an IM is missing, luckily there is a version out there for people who want to use IM

18. iTunes Lock-in – No window’s media player, etc.

Could be an issue for some people but provides a standard platform for people to update their iphone on.

19. Screen – It’s hard to see in daylight.

This is a blatant lie and I am really starting to be sure that Julian has not actually used the iPhone. If this is the case there is little setting called brightness which will blind you if you turn it up full blast in the dead of night.

20. No MS Office – Can’t use MSWord etc.

No ms office reader, not many phones include an actual version of ms office. Yes could be handy. You could always load your office docs up to Google docs and read it on the awesome Safari browser? Checkout Apple’s web apps page to get Google docs

21. Lacking standard email functions – There’s no BCC field, and it doesn’t copy your sent messages over to the e-mail application on your Mac or PC. Also deleting multiple messages is a bit cumbersome.

Who really uses bcc that much? Yes the sent items issue is a bit of a drawback but something I can live with.

Deleting multi messages would be cumbersome if you didnt get to flick your hand to the right and watch the sexy animation )

22. Only 2 Mega Pixel Camera – The standard has been 3.2 mega pixel for a while now. Plus there are at least four phones with 5 mega pixel cameras (Samsung G600, LG Viewty, Nokia N95, Sony Ericsson K850i).

Again I agree with Julian here, the camera could have been a lot better, but I have my Panasonic Lumix Fx-55 coming soon so I don’t care )

23. No zoom in the camera – come on Apple, catch-up.

Stupidly missed out, can be fixed by a simple software update in the future.

24. No flash in the camera – so pictures at night are out

Apple should of included a flash but I think the drain on the battery probably rules this out. Carry a tourch when taking night photos )

25. No Real Apps – Since the iPhone is a new computing platform, one of the problems is that there are not many applications that are compatible with it. Apple has also made it clear that developers will only be able to create web-based applications, using the Safari web-kit. This means that no native applications will be available for the iPhone any time soon.

New SDK coming in February, and there is currently a major active development community creating apps. See herefor more info. Lets not forget the web apps i mentioned earlier.

26. Smudges – Because you have to use the screen to control the device it can accumulate a greasy film.

Smudges? Smudges? I mean really c’mon. I takes two seconds to wipe the screen.

27. Scratches – Unlike a clam-shell phone the iPhone’s screen is always visible and is therefore more like to get scratches.

And this is the issue with ANY OTHER NON CLAMSHELL SCREEN?

28. No built in voice recording – it can be very handy.

Can be handy I agree. Just ring yourself and leave a visual voicemail ;o)

29. No voice dialing – very handy too and pretty basic.

Something I have always found to be a pain even from Nokia, never works properly and is just as time consuming as pressing contacts > call.

30. No Games – There are no in-built games on the iPhone.

But you can download a NES emulator to play all your old nes games. Also the development community is creating games as we speak. Oh have i mentioned web apps?

31. No Yahoo Maps – Google Maps is probably better, but where’s the choice?

Why would someone want to use crappy Yahoo maps when google absolutely dominate in the online mapping world. This is like saying the email client is crap because it doesn’t have a default setting for Hotbot mail (i love you 1999).

32. Can’t save computer files – Unlike the iPod, the iPhone doesn’t offer a “disk mode” to allow storage of any computer files. So you can’t use it as a hard drive to move files between computers.

I know there is an iPhone Explorer out there i just cant find it. You could just buy a USB stick for about 50p off ebay.

33. You can’t edit Word and Excel docs – You can open, read and forward Word and Excel docs sent to you by e-mail, but you can’t edit them.

Havent we had this one? See Google Docs for iPhone

34. You must have a computer – You can’t activate an iPhone without a Mac or PC. Also a computer is the only way to get music, video and other media onto the phone. To copy a CD onto an iPhone, for example, you first copy it onto the computer and then transfer it from computer to phone.

Its not the only way to get music, video and other media onto the phone. There is a rather handy version of iTunes built into the iPhone which allows you to connect to the store wirelessly and download music and videos straight to the harddisk.

35. Can’t download music from the internet without a wi-fi connection – When you are out and about you can download music directly from iTunes but only if you are within range of a Wi-Fi connection.

Okay, does anyone remember how painful downloading mp3’s was sat in your room on your 56k modem? Apple has saved you from this by limiting the iTunes connection to wifi only.

36. The battery gradually dies over time and can only be replaced by Apple for a high fee – Unlike all other mobile phones, you will not be able to remove the battery in the iPhone yourself. The only way will be send it back to Apple who will charge a substantial fee ($76 in the US).

£35 for a replacement battery could be a bit of a stinger for some but I know people with 4 year old ipods which haven’t had to have the battery replaced.

37. Can’t send Picture Messages – You can take a picture with the iPhone, but stupidly you can’t send the picture to anyone because it doesn’t support MMS (Multimedia Messaging Service)

This is a glaring oversite by apple, should be fixed with a software update in the future though.

38. Can’t send texts to multiple recipients – How basic is that?

Again very silly by Apple, again should be fixed in future update.

39. Can’t download games, ringtones and graphics – I assume this is so Apple can sell you their own content

I think you hit the nail on the head Julian, but you can transfere them all to your iPhone using iTunes.

40. No video output to TV – This is a nice feature, but the iPhone doesn’t have it

Err yeah it does, Settings > Iphone > TV Out

You can even change the option to have it widescreen and in NTSC if you so wish.

41. Can’t connect a blue tooth keyboard – Again, a nice feature, but sadly it doesn’t have it

Why would you need too? There is a full qwerty keyboard in the phone.

42. You might get mugged – Police have warned iPhone owners to mark it with an indelible UV pen or DNA marker. Also keep it hidden and in vibrate mode to avoid attention

Lol, just as you might get mugged walking round Brixton flashing any other electronic device, these points are getting weaker. Maybe the list should have been 30 reasons not to buy the iPhone?

43. Can’t use it while wearing gloves – This might not be a concern at the moment, but once winter kicks in you will be cursing Mr. Jobs everytime you take your gloves off just to make a simply phone call.

Anyone seen those gloves that hobo’s (homeless people) wear, the ones with the finger tips cut out? Offer your nearest hobo a bottle of cider and he will gladly swap them. Problem solved.

44. No stylus input for text – I think that the screen is not only touch sensitive, but it’s also heat sensitive, and because a stylus doesn’t produce body heat it wont work.

Why is this needed? To poke muggers in the eye in case they attack?

45. Not suitable for the visually impaired – Real keyboards have raised detents – usually on the 5 key – to help the disadvantaged use the keyboard. The iPhone has no raised keys.

We are scraping the barrel now, How did Mobile Phones ever become popular when they all had mono screens about 2cm wide? Oh I also heard that cars are no good for people who have no arms and legs because you cant drive them with your mind.

46. No bluetooth wireless connection to a laptop – Annoying

Have not tried anything with Bluetooth so will concede this point. I would bet my balls to a barn dance that there is an application that can do this, perhaps even that elusive iPhone explorer?

47. Can’t sync with corporate email systems – This will annoy the Blackberry crowd.

Being developed in the community, all your problems solved.

48. No VoIP – Why not? Something to do with the fact that VOIP calls are free?

Bah voip, who needs it when you got 500 free minutes per month. Don’t forget you have to call someone else on a voip equipped handset too, else you have to pay.

49. No GPS – The N95 has it, so why not?

Have you seen the thickness of the N95? Buy a Tom Tom if you want proper GPS.

50. iPhone doesn’t play on-hold music for my callers – I’ve never used this but some people like it

The most annoying feature ever put on a mobile phone. Why the hell do I wanna listen to your crappy music whilst I am ringing you?

51. Can’t use standard headphones – The iPhone features the standard headphone socket (also known as minijack socket or 3.5mm audio socket) but annoyingly you probably need an adapter. Some clever spark at Apple decided to recess the socket in such a way that most regular headphone jacks won’t fit.

Yeah this is a bit annoying, I am sure there is a reason for this but cant be bothered to find out why.

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Once you start to use the iPhone as an everyday device all those silly little points don’t matter so much. You want to constantly pick the phone up and play with it because it is so sexy. The interface will make your jaw drop and the quality of the sound and video is unsurpassed.

Lets not forget that everyone in the pub will be crowding round whilst you pull off the Cadburys Gorilla Youtube advert. Just make sure that crazy Irish guy doesn’t nearly drop it in his pint (I’m looking at you Neil S).

In closing if you are a bit of a tech geek then you are going to love the iPhone. You can unlock it to allow you to use any application that is developed and you can also use anysim to switch networks. I wouldn’t recommend the iPhone to 14 year old kids getting pissed up down the park but that isn’t the market Apple is going for. You will be buying the iPhone if you are a) Really slick and wear £500 shoes to work or b) are a guy (or gal) that loves technology and wants something different.

Both Nokia and Sony Ericsson have sat on there asses doing nothing to innovate the phone market for a good couple of years. Sure we get a nice new case for the S500 or put GPS into an N95 but the tired old interface has been used for years, this is where Apple have easily beaten the two power houses of mobile phone technology. Sure Nokia will come out with something swanky in the next year but until then you have got an 8gb iPod touch with an awesome interface which will make you the talk of the town.

I would also like to give a nod to Julian for creating some brilliant link bait and taking the time to write out a big blog post. My reply is mostly in jest so no hard feelings huh?

Chewie